Big Ten Football Week 6 Picks, Predictions, Previews
Come find out WHICH Big Ten quarterback this is! Plus, how many Big Ten West teams should ACTUALLY be ranked?
Big Ten Football Week 5 Picks, Predictions, Previews
Gettin' juggsy with the cannon.
Big Ten Football Week 4 Picks, Predictions, Previews
Illibuck! The Loser Bowl! (Should be renamed, but whatever.) USC-Oregon! A little something old, something new, something borrowed (let's home we're just borrowing Rutgers), something blue.
Don't Watch This; Watch That, Week 4: Healthy Habits, Unhealthy Cookbooks
An ode to the small-town church cookbook. And UMass-Sacramento State.
Big Ten Football Week 3 Picks, Predictions, Previews
'Cats-Buffs. Trojans-Knights. September Maryland and Big Games James. Trains-Bruins AFTER DARK. There's something for everyone in Week 3 of the Big Ten, if you just lower your standards ever so slightly.
Don't Watch This; Watch That, Week 3: An Ode to September Maryland
Five coaches have beaten Mike Locksley-led Maryland in September. Can you name them? (Also: the futility of London games and the future of non-conference scheduling in the MAC.)
Don't Watch This; Watch That, Week 2: Stained Curtains and Old Airport Buildings
The challenges of researching and writing for about 50 readers.
Don't Watch This; Watch That, Week 1: Big Ten Stadiums, Ranked (by Arbitrary College Tour Guide Metric)
In which we also learn about obscure California suburbs?!
2026 Big Ten Football Record Predictions
Predicting the final standings and records of every Big Ten team in 2026.
Don't Watch This; Watch That: The Week 0 College Football Schedule, and Barack Obama is a LIAR
"There are only five football games on this weeken--" you muppet. You absolute simpleton. You Iowa fan. Come, sit and learn.