Happy Friday, all. Your loyal editor-otter took today off because, technically speaking, I couldn't be fucking bothered to pretend to work another day.
It's been a weird week.
15 days to college football.
How to donate your private jet to a really good cause!
Your football team needs your G6.
David Covucci
Today in Sports! Sell Time Lakers
The Lakers have been sold twice in 10 months, what’s going on? PLUS, Flag Football World Championships are here, the Women’s Pro Baseball League has its breakout star, and more!
Rodger Sherman
Pat McAfee greets Donald Trump at Cleveland airport as he arrives for Patriot Games
Pat McAfee stood for a photo op outside Air Force One after traveling to Cleveland to attend the Patriot Games with President Donald Trump.
Brendon Kleen
The web’s newest weapon against AI scrapers is a font
“ShieldFont” aims to poison AI training data without making pages unreadable for people.
Kyle Orland
When You Really Think About It, Everything Makes You Poop (by Taylor Farms)
“Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you d…
Jack Loftus
