Morning, all. Nothing special today, at least in the banter department. Links below!
THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK SIX
Play the heel, get heel heat, baby!
Spencer Hall
Mitten Football
A college football journalism project by Andrew Graham
Andrew Graham
How can college football adapt to increasingly extreme weather?
Rising heat is having real effects. What solutions are there, and which are most practical?
Matt Brown
The Sickos Stats Summary for Week 6
All the stats you didn’t know you needed.
Sickos Committee
Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In
America’s Finest News Source
The Onion Staff
