B1G! Friday Night Lights! Long Holiday Weekend!

Good lord! Who stole Pat Fitzgerald's neck?

B1G! Friday Night Lights! Long Holiday Weekend!

We're on to Day 2 of the 5 day college football kickoff weekend! For those of us that overindulged last night, I told you that it was a marathon and not a sprint, but you didn't listen. (Hi, it was me. I overindulged last night and didn't listen.)

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Big Ten Football Week 1 Picks, Predictions, Previews
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick a Rutgers win
Ranking the Big Ten Football Stadiums
What’s the best college football game on this weekend? What time do tonight’s games kick off? And how do the Big Ten stadiums rank by capacity (if they were municipalities in their home states)?
B1G Football Survivor 2026 - Week 0/Week 1
The goal of B1G survivor is simple: be the last one standing in the survivor pool.

Indiana State Sycamores at Purdue Boilermakers

7:00 ET/6:00 GTZ. BTN.

Toledo Rockets at Michigan State Spartans

8:00 ET/7:00 GTZ. FS1.

Fresno State Bulldogs v #14 (?) Southern California Ostentatiously-dropped Magnums

9:00 ET/8:00 GTZ. Fox.

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Monday October 5 Links and Banter

Monday October 5 Links and Banter

And we're back around the horn once more

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What The Hell Did I Just Watch? 400 Yards On The Ground

What The Hell Did I Just Watch? 400 Yards On The Ground

And an offense that seems lost without its best player.

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Sunday THIS IS THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Chat

Sunday THIS IS THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Chat

Slightly delayed, but here we go

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Hoosiers are in the SHI and Washington Embarks on an Odyssey to Visit the Trojans

Hoosiers are in the SHI and Washington Embarks on an Odyssey to Visit the Trojans

Plus some real non-con AFTER DARK games

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