Week 9: B1G Six Pack

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Week 9: B1G Six Pack
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How did we do last week?

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Ten up, fifteen down. Several people who made selections managed to have ZERO net points on the week. That's pretty impressive.

Week 8 Winner:

Congratulations to our Week 8 winner, SeeJayBee, who went 4-1 with 67.5 Petittis! The Oregon/Illinois Under and Wisconsin picks proved to quite prescient.

Honorable mention: ziowa9 continues to widen their lead in the standings with an incredible 30-16 season record, and has again jumped out to a new tier. HoustonBoiler went 5-1 on the week and has jumped out of the Itty Bitty Petitti Committee to join Kevin Warren's Alliance zoom call. You may have been promoted, but management still doesn’t trust you. Turn that camera on!

Pick of the Week: Indiana/Michigan Under 41.5 (IUinVA (CB), tech01 (CB), Sasser (CB), Rubber_Duck, Houston Boiler, TheDuluthPerspective, scarlet_pimpernal_hand, Hachigi2, Mr_Grizz, SkyBlueH2O, WifeofIUinVA). This game was tied 6-6 at the end of regulation. Just beautiful football.

Dishonorable mention: DtownK continues to make a mockery of this game and is now two full tiers lower than the next closest participant. It’s honestly quite impressive. You're still living forever out in the sea, but your boat has been downgraded to an inner tube.

Six Pack Certified (6-0): MNW (week 3). 


Season Standings:

Lounging in the Suite

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

1

ziowa9

1228.5

30-16

Super League-worthy

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

2

TheDuluthPerspective

1175.5

23-19

3

IWasSayingBooUrns

1055.5

25-21

Tony Petitti wants you and all of your friends in the playoff!

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

4

RockyMtnBlue

1044

25-16

5

MNW

1042.5

23-20

6

tech01

1009.5

23-24

7

Rubber_Duck

1000

21-25

Jim Delany’s Coast-to-Coast Utopia/Dystopia

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

8

Hachigi2

997

23-21

9

Transient_Buckeye

986

24-22

10

scarlet_pimpernal_hand

981.5

24-22

11

Sasser

970.5

16-19

12

IronMonkee

964.5

26-20

13

NU06er

954.5

16-13

14

IUinVA

952.5

22-25

15

SkyBlueH2O

952

19-20

16

thumpasaurus

943.5

5-7

17

Mr_Grizz

941.5

22-26

18

CEBell

938

16-18

19

Rutgers Nation

904

1-5

20

waw

901

21-24

Kevin Warren is on the phone; he wants to talk to you about an alliance...

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

21

wesd2005

892

24-23

22

SeeJayBee

889

20-21

23

BigRedBart

886.5

8-10

24

WifeofIUinVA

881

13-16

25

LordFerentzofHouseKinnick

879

16-19

26

LTW_O_MI

862

21-27

27

WarlockofWestwood

845

21-25

28

NUDave

828.5

14-16

29

allthegoodnamesrgone

818.5

21-25

30

HoustonBoiler

803.5

21-27

Itty Bitty Petitti Committee

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

31

redbear

771.5

21-25

Living Forever on an Inner Tube out in the Sea

Rank

Team

Petittis

Record

32

DtownK

594.5

13-32

This game requires a lot of data entry and I will make mistakes. Please let me know if you have any questions about scoring or if something looks wrong:

2026 OTR B1G Six Pack

Rules:

Make six picks every week. Correct picks are worth five points, incorrect picks are negative five points. Mark one of your picks as the Coldest Brew (CB), which will be worth ten points if correct, negative ten if incorrect. Bonus points are allocated based on deviation from the spread. Please include the spread with your pick (Iowa -3 (CB), Iowa/Opponent Over 36, etc). If anyone manages to get all six correct in a week, they’ll be Six Pack Certified and garner an additional twenty-five bonus points.

I’ll tabulate the scores and standings every week. If anyone missed previous weeks and would like to join, no problem! You’ll start at the current league median value of 942 Petittis. If I make any egregious errors (Ohio State as a 27 point underdog, when they are actually favored by 27), please let me know. Obvious spread errors won’t count.


Saturday early (“-“ means a team is favored):

Wisconsin at Iowa (-3.5), O/U 36.5

Illinois (-2.5) at Maryland, O/U 54.5

Michigan (-14) at Rutgers, O/U 46.5

Saturday (mid-afternoon):

Minnesota at Indiana (-20.5), O/U 42.5

Northwestern at Oregon (-3.5), O/U 47.5

Purdue at Penn State (-7.5), O/U 54.5

Nevada at UCLA (-22.5), O/U 44.5

Saturday (evening):

Ohio State (-6.5) at Southern Cal, O/U 51.5

Washington at Nebraska (-7.5), O/U 49.5


Have fun, and always Iowa Over responsibly.

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