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College football AP Top 25: Ohio State leads 2026 preseason poll ahead of Oregon and Georgia
The Buckeyes got 40 of 69 first-place votes.
Nick Bromberg
2026 MAC Football Preseason Preview: Kent State Golden Flashes
Kent State was one of 2025’s biggest surprises. Can they make the extra leap with expectations?
Steve Helwick
WMU camp notes: Lowry looks sharp passing, deep WR room benefits from varied skillsets
The Broncos kicked off the third week of camp practices and got a stern message from head coach Lance Taylor after practice.
Andrew Graham
I Need--NEED--Someone to Finally Hit a Home Run Into Detroit’s “Free Pizza for All” Hole
Little Caesars has been running this genius promotion for six years now without giving away free pizza. It needs to finally happen.
Jim Vorel
Eventually You May Have To Believe In The Dang Milwaukee Brewers | Defector
It is difficult to wrap the human mind around the fact that, in the grand old year of 2026, the Milwaukee Brewers are really, truly good. Or maybe that is a personal problem, as someone generally disconnected from the ongoings of the NL Central. What happens over there? None of my business! The operating assumption…
Kathryn Xu
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
Emanuel Maiberg
Transgender athletes are a red herring
It’s about excluding people from public life.
Brynn Tannehill
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how much worse it was going to get. Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced […]
The Onion Staff
