This is not a drill.
College football is on tonight. 11 hours from this post's publication, there will be 22 FCS football games on ESPN+.
Repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bust out those streaming account logins. Grab a beer or some snacks. Limber up your typing fingers for some shitposting. It starts tonight. And continues tomorrow. And FBS Week Zero proper kicks off at 12:00 ET on Saturday.
Until then, may I interest you in a few links from around the CFB world? After that, perhaps the magnificent, glorious arrival of MNW's DWT;WT? Or maybe you're a discerning Indiana-dweller. Could we interest you in some (admittedly belated) Bucket Week coverage later today?
Let's do this thing.
Spencer Hall
Michael Weinreb
Sickos Committee
Ben Steere
And in case you missed it, DWT;WT has come to the Republic.
MNWildcat
ENNUI HUSKY YESSSS
OMG OMG OMG
— No Escalators (@noescalators.bsky.social) August 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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