Saturday Morning, 3:00 AM Open Thread

It’s an odd opening slate.

Saturday Morning, 3:00 AM Open Thread

#4 Oregon Ducks at Northwestern Wildcats Temporary Stadium on the Lake aka the Bunny Hutch

12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. ORE -27.5, O/U 48.5

This is probably going to be akin to a snuff film. I hope NW isn't completely hamblasted for the sake of our Wildcat friends, but good lord.

“We can be heroes, just for one day”

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Wisconsin Badgers at #19 Alabama Crimsonrolltide

12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. ALA -20.5, O/U 44.5.

42-10 last year, but both teams might be worse this time around? While I have nothing but hate in my heart for Badgerdom, (but I do love you, Wisconsin) I would be delighted for another unranked team to take down DeBoer's squad. The used car dealers in Montgomery would lose their minds and or wallets.

#23 Michigan Wolverines v Central Michigan Connor Stalions in Disguise

12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. MICH -27.5, O/U 43.5.

The Directional Michigans aren't very good this year. I suspect that this one isn't even as close as the spread, but the memes alone are very fun.

Nebraska Cornhuskers v Houston Christian Is This a High School?

12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. Nebby -42, O/U 54.5.

Is Houston Christian an accredited college? Are you sure? How would we know?

Maryland Terps v Towson Fightin' Mike Locksleys

12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. Maryland -29, O/U 50.5.

The man loves his alma mater and dammit, I respect that. But this shouldn’t be a real game. If Malik Washington is still playing in Q4, things have gone horribly wrong.

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Monday May 26 Memorial Day Links and Banter

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No links today.

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FRIDAYYYY MAY 21 LONG WEEKEND Links and Banter

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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend.

You Still Don't Get It: A Second Open Letter To Tony Pettiti

You Still Don't Get It: A Second Open Letter To Tony Pettiti

Tony. Tony. My man. I ask this with all the respect that is due: what the fuck?