One More Round Before Closing Time

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One More Round Before Closing Time

And thus concludes the opening sprint of five straight days of college football. We kicked things off what feels like weeks ago with Rutgers getting shellacked courtesy of UMass. Purdue won a game Friday! Saturday, we learned of the B1G secret magical clock in the sky while Northwestern took on the Jackrabbits in the Bunny Hutch. Last night, Notre Dame's gold standard took on Wisconsin's bimetallism; Notre Dome won. When things kick off tonight, it'll be the 100th game in that stretch. It's been a hell of an opening weekend. Thanks for spending part of it here.

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Oops! All UWs Edition!

Oops! All UWs Edition!

For real, did we schedule this alphabetically?!

Toothed Birds, Waterfowl, and Appalachian Felines Take the Stage

Toothed Birds, Waterfowl, and Appalachian Felines Take the Stage

Whatever you do, don't look at the Iowa/NIU over/under

Yo, We Heard You Like MACtion

Yo, We Heard You Like MACtion

and also the Champs host North Texas

BIG NOOOOOOOD Saturday Morning Hangout, Week 1

BIG NOOOOOOOD Saturday Morning Hangout, Week 1

The pregame show in which we continue to pivot to words!