One More Round Before Closing Time

You don't have to go home, but you actually can stay here

One More Round Before Closing Time

And thus concludes the opening sprint of five straight days of college football. We kicked things off what feels like weeks ago with Rutgers getting shellacked courtesy of UMass. Purdue won a game Friday! Saturday, we learned of the B1G secret magical clock in the sky while Northwestern took on the Jackrabbits in the Bunny Hutch. Last night, Notre Dame's gold standard took on Wisconsin's bimetallism; Notre Dome won. When things kick off tonight, it'll be the 100th game in that stretch. It's been a hell of an opening weekend. Thanks for spending part of it here.

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