Parenthood, Pet Therapy, and Fireworks: One Night in the Life of a College Football Fan (Part 2)
Parenthood, Pet Therapy, and Fireworks
CONFERENCE PLAY BEGINS!!! (IN REALLY UGLY FASHION)
Indiana State @ Indiana; New Mexico @ UCLA: The first game won't be close. UCLA had better hope the second game isn't close.
Oregon @ Northwestern: So much for Northwestern being able to claim they had sole possession of first at some point in the season.
Central Michigan @ Michigan: Somebody has to come up with a Connor Stalions-themed trophy already right? PUT YOUR IDEAS IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Wisconsin @ Alabama: And so begins Wisconsin's gauntlet. Alabama isn't what we thought they were, but they're still more than enough for the Badgers. Stay healthy enough for Maryland, okay boys?
Houston Christian @ Nebraska; Towson @ Maryland: Yeah, sure, Towson is an intrastate game for the Terps, which means it is only 95% inexcusable that it's taking place. Congrats on the full 100% Nebraska.
Villanova @ Penn State; Norfolk State @ Rutgers; Youngstown State @ Michigan State: An intra-Pennsylvania matchup, Rutgers against a HBCU, and one of Mike Tressel's old schools vs. one of Jim Tressel's old schools. And likely zero minutes of compelling football.
USC @ Purdue: Okay Barry Odom, what have you got? Last year SC lost at Maryland in the Terps' only B1G victory. Would this count as a Harboring?
Ohio @ Ohio State: Is Ohio State putting "the" up as a stake? Will it matter? (No. And no.)
Western Michigan @ Illinois: There aren't many matchups where I wouldn't want both teams to wear their home jerseys. But this might be one of them.
Massachusetts @ Iowa: Kirk Ferentz continues to accommodate the East Coast. First Albany, now UMass.
Minnesota @ California: A truly intriguing matchup. Justin Wilcox was Wisconsin's DC for a year. Wonder if he enjoyed his time in Madison enough that he'd ever consider moving back?
Parenthood, Pet Therapy, and Fireworks
We're kind of phoning it in right now, if we're being honest.