Morning, all. Fun weekend, yeah? Maybe the 11:00 ET Purdue-UCLA game was ever so slightly too OTR AFTER DARK, but we had a good time. Let's get to a few recap articles.
The Hangover: Week 3 recap
NC State’s agony, Kentucky’s big upset, and some additional observations
College Football Happy HourJessica Smetana and College Football Happy Hour
Today in Sports! Pain for Lane
Lane Kiffin forgot to bring his best player to LSU, the worst way to lose a game we’ve ever seen, and a strange game in London.
Sports! with Rodger ShermanRodger Sherman
Yes! No. Maybe? EMU dominated on road, CMU run game rolls, WMU outlasts Rice
Things got ugly for EMU, MSU made it a battle vs. Notre Dame, and CMU rolled through Wyoming, among other results on Saturday.
Mitten FootballAndrew Graham
This Is So Fucking Embarrassing | Defector
I guess the addled corpus of Lee Corso was the only thing keeping ESPN’s college football arm from shedding every last trace of dignity. Because if you tuned into the four-letter network’s College GameDay program yesterday morning, you were treated to this profoundly nauseating minute of unwanted jingoism: That’s human malware Pat McAfee, Corso’s ostensible…
DefectorDrew Magary
I Want Kids So I’ll Have Someone To Take Care Of Me When I Get Hammered
More people than ever are eschewing parenthood, and if you talk to my peers, they’ll readily tell you why. They’ll say it’s too expensive, or boast about how they’d rather focus on traveling or their careers. Some will even argue it’s unethical. Well, I’ve thought long and hard about bringing children into the world, and […]
The OnionThe Onion Staff