Morning, all. It's Friday! A huzzah to that.
And if you missed last week's announcement: we have stickers!
For the folks that have already emailed in: they're all en route to you as of today. But if you haven't asked for a sticker and would like one very very much, please email your physical mailing address to me at alma.otter91@gmail.com. Sticker size below, dog as sample sizing. Dog not included in sticker delivery.

Week 6 picks, preview: Michigan MAC seeks another 3-0 week, can MSU get off mat?
All four games this Saturday involving a team from Michigan kick off at 3:30 p.m.
Mitten FootballAndrew Graham
Is This Guy Who Uses AI To Run His Fantasy Football Team The Biggest Loser In The World? | Defector
Why does anyone play fantasy football? This is not a trick question, although it’s also not particularly difficult to answer. Perhaps they do it for money, or they enjoy football, or they want a shared activity to help stay in touch with friends or family. Whatever the reason, the fun is in picking your guys…
DefectorSamer Kalaf
Today In Sports! A championship crashout
A crash in sight of the finish line, a late Liberty blunder, and can LSU field a men’s basketball team this year?
Sports! with Rodger ShermanRodger Sherman
Inside the Subreddit Where Men Share Their Dinners—And Their Most Intimate Feelings
A months-old subreddit called r/BoyDinnerDiaries has drawn over 4 million users and become a place for men to spill their guts. Why there and why now?
GQZack Hauptman
Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Offers to Let an Enemy Bomb an American City
“As we’ve said before, the bar for removal under the Twenty-Fifth Amendment is quite high. One little remark about approving the deaths of tens of millions o…
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