Can Purdue pull off a Midwaying? And can Nebby beat a ranked team?

And whatever those Oregon folks do with the platypus trophy

Can Purdue pull off a Midwaying? And can Nebby beat a ranked team?

Oregon Duckies v Oregon State Angry Beavers

3:00 PM ET, 2:00 GTZ. BTN. ORE -33.5, O/U 56.5

Ah, the Civil War. Winner gets to keep one of the more bizarre trophies in this incredibly bizarre sport! Damn shame these teams aren't in the same conference.

#21 Michigan Wolverines* at Nebraska Corncobmen

3:30 PM ET, 2:30 GTZ. CBS. MICH -1.5, O/U 47.5

Big test for UM and their million-dollar man, Bryce Underwood. Big test for Nebby, looking for their first ranked win since 2016 against #22 Oregon.

Purdue Railmen at #22 Notre Dame Touchdown Jesuses

3:30 PM ET, 2:30 GTZ. NBC. ND -24.5, O/U 50.5.

This technically couldn't be a Harboring even if ND was ranked more highly, as away games do not qualify. (Maybe an away Harboring is technically a Midwaying, if we're keeping the theme?) But ND hasn't won a game all season and Purdue doesn't look like trash. Consider it a live one until ND proves otherwise.

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