Bill the Goat v the Pouncer the Tiger: Memphis Tries to Disrespect the Troops on Thanksgiving

Just one football game today, but it's a fun one

Bill the Goat v the Pouncer the Tiger: Memphis Tries to Disrespect the Troops on Thanksgiving

US Naval Academy at University of Memphis

7:30 ET, 6:30 GTZ. ESPN. MEM -3.5, O/U 58.5.

Pour one out for the Egg Bowl. That game should be here and now! The Egg Bowl is a wild, sloppy, messy bitch; it needs to be seen when everyone is full of food and booze. It's had brawls, it's had dog piss celebrations, it's exactly what America needs after eating way too much. Not at 11:00 am GTZ on Black Friday. Alas.

THAT SAID. This should be a fun one. Both teams are coming off of their best seasons in recent memory and both have eight wins in the American Conference of American by America for Americans. This will 100% be better than whatever the nightcap is over at the NFL. (Bengals v Ravens? Ew.)