Morning, all. No fancy words at the top here. It's already been a dumb week, and that's all before I'm obligated to head downtown to deepest DC today.
Let's hit a few links and hang out until this afternoon's Star Wars-themed Power Poll courtesy of our fellow-traveler Mochila.
THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK TWO
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