Not a lot of blurb for you this morning. We've got six World Cup matches today, and we're actually finally really definitely 100% starting Atlantic Week to celebrate (?) Maryland and Rutgers. Hit the links below until then!
NFL won’t host supplemental draft, making Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby ineligible in 2026
Brendan Sorsby won’t be heading to the NFL in 2026.
GUYS I DARE NOT MEET IN DREAMS
Alexi Lalas has lost his edge as a soccer insider, never had one as an analyst, and is being crowded out as a studio heel.
An Open Letter to the Dead Duck Seen Floating in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
“You did not paddle through the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to participate in a national metaphor. To you, this was not a site of national remembrance,…
McSweeney's Internet TendencyJack LoftusFascists Aren’t Allowed To Enjoy The World Cup
You don’t get to delight in a joyful worldwide sporting event that rejects your shithead politics
Bad Faith TimesDenny Carter