Everything is very dumb and I am very lazy, so just the one link to get you through Today's Horrors.
What The HELL, USC?!
Maybe the Trojan defense isn't fixed after all.
Maryland Does the HokiePokie, Leprechauns Take on the Greeks, and Purdue-UCLA Won't Be Done Until 3:00 AM ET
It's OTR AFTER DARK
USC Heads Piscataway, the Miners Visit the Big House, and the Hawkeyes Take On the Boreal Iowegians
Good news: conference matchup. Bad news: Rutgers.
MACtion Ahoy!
We've got 4x MAC schools and an FCS matchup to lead off the day