I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back: B1G Softball Tournament Championship!
Bears v Corn!
Hello hi! I'm busy celebrating the VA redistricting win. Thus always, etc etc.
Republicans Use Little-Known Law to Open Minnesota Boundary Waters to Mining
Legal experts say the use of the Congressional Review Act to open mining near the Boundary Waters could drastically reshape U.S. public lands protections.
Rebecca Egan McCarthy
moloch and the machines
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brainrot, gooning doomscrolling bedrotting,
Adam Aleksic
Be Careful What You Wish For: Trump’s Order Could Strip the NCAA of a 30-Year Legal Protection
Guest authors argues that by pushing the White House for help, they might have actually made things much worse for themselves
Matt Brown
Nation’s Dads Yearn For Chance To Back Large Vehicle Into Tight Spot
WASHINGTON—Saying the opportunity to masterfully execute a difficult parking job was never far from their minds, the nation’s dads confirmed Tuesday a deep yearning for the chance to back a large vehicle into a tight spot. “Oh yeah, I could definitely fit a van back there,” said Maryland father George Packard, echoing the sentiments of […]
The Onion Staff
THE 2026 EDSBS CHARITY BOWL IS UPON US
In which the world is on fire and our hearts are aflame, again
Holly Anderson
