Morning, fellow college football weirdos. We're going to get to the links eventually, but first, an announcement!
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen:
OTR STICKERS TIME!!!
Hit me with your (physical, obvs) mailing address at alma.otter91@gmail.com and I'll send you a very fancy, very high-quality OTR logo sticker with which you can emblazon upon an untold number of surfaces. I've got 49 of them; if there's enough demand, I'll do another run.
Look at that shit! You can own one of your own for F-R-E-E-E! (Gnome sticker and water bottle not included.)
And with the housekeeping over, let's hit some links.
THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FOUR
Eat shit, America; here’s Iowa football.
Spencer Hall
The Sickos Stats Summary for Week 4
All the stats you didn’t know you needed.
Sickos Committee
Gallery: Iowa walks off Michigan for improbable 20-19 win
Michigan played better than Iowa in most facets, but failed to build an insurmountable margin or bury the Hawkeyes.
Andrew Graham
Today in Sports! It’s Ka-Me, Kamario
A breakout star at Mississippi State, a backup goes primetime at Oregon, and a pee penalty. (And an incident with our newsletter software.)
Rodger Sherman
Fantasy Football Punishments for Your Work League That Violate the Geneva Convention
Loser runs a beer mile.
This common league punishment sprints straight into Article 20, which stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted at leas…
Willem Doherty
