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The Basket Under Review Newsletter - August 31, 2026
Florida head coach Todd Golden signed a new six-year contract with the school, according to multiple reports. According to 247Sports, the deal is worth $49.5 million, paying Golden $7.5 million starting with the 2026-27 season, increasing by $300,000 each year. Golden is set to be
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McSweeney's Internet TendencySamantha HesburghI'm not entirely sure what is considered an FBS game vs. an FCS game, but since Sacramento State is the home team, i believe when they welcome Mississippi Valley State to town next week, kicker Nina Schiks will be the first woman to dress in a MAC game ever, and the first woman in FBS since 2020.
— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) August 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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^ this is cool as fuck.