Your intrepid editor-otter turns 35 today. Dammit, I've earned my gray beard!
Today in Sports! Just shoot the ball at the goal
With the World Cup coming up, I just have one piece of advice for players: shoot the ball *at* the net. PLUS, the Thunder’s future suddenly looks a lot less rosy, the National Spelling Bee went to a SPELL-OFF, and more!

The Sickos F.C. World Cup Preview - Part 1
A Sickos style breakdown Groups A - C.
The Sickos SentinelSickos Committee
TRL: TOP OF THE WORLD
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Wisconsin should hire me to be their next athletic director
Here’s the cover letter I sent for the job.

Your Body Is Now Considered Vintage
“We are pleased to inform you that after several decades of constant (if often subpar) operation, you have finally crossed the threshold from ’garage sale ju…