I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back: B1G Softball Tournament Championship!
Bears v Corn!
Hello, good morning, hello! For you, my lovely readers, I've prepared a light menu of sports roundups, CFB nerd charities, bear suit insurance scams, long reads on good bread, and some sentient/autonomous Speak n Spells. Please tip your waiters.
Today in Sports! The Buffalo Sabres have America’s Best Vibes
The Buffalo Sabres’ turnaround, featuring fun young players and a lot of beer, explained. PLUS: Oklahoma’s THOROUGH gymnastics domination, a 21st-inning walk-off balk, and more!
Rodger Sherman
THE 2026 EDSBS CHARITY BOWL IS UPON US
In which the world is on fire and our hearts are aflame, again
Holly Anderson
California bear-suit luxury car scam ends in insurance fraud sentences for 3
In “Operation Bear Claw,” a person in a bear suit faked attacks in a Rolls-Royce and two Mercedes, then submitted fraudulent insurance claims, authorities say.
The Associated Press
I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America
Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.
Caity Weaver
Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing
“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T…
Robert Rooney
"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"
— Dana Holtzbert (@danaholtzbert.bsky.social) 2026-04-21T01:46:44.248Z
