You Still Don't Get It: A Second Open Letter To Tony Pettiti
Tony. Tony. My man. I ask this with all the respect that is due: what the fuck?
Morning, all. I read some of our illustrious Big Ten commissioner's comments from yesterday and got irritated. And then I drank some wine and got angry. Look out for that rage piece in about an hour.
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Tony. Tony. My man. I ask this with all the respect that is due: what the fuck?