- Doug Gottlieb tried to full-ass both a radio show and a D-1 coaching gig. He went 4-28 in his first season as the UW-Green Bay basketball coach. Well, he's now going to half-ass both things instead. And he's very sad.
- This Florida Gators player is 7 foot 9. That's only 2 feet and ... 4 inches taller than your devoted editor-otter!
- What did Ohio University's Brian Smith do to get fired? And relatedly, why can't college football coaches not be total goddamn idiots and keep in their pants?
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