Thursday April 2 Links and Banter
How the hell is it already April?
Not much for you in the way of links today, alas. I should be packing for MKE right now. As I said in yesterday's post: hit me with your Milwaukee/Wisconsin-related beer/cheese recs! Especially those that can be bought at a Piggly Wiggly and consumed in my sister's basement.
2026 Final Four Deep Dives: Illinois
In a year where Division-I teams have absolutely crushed the offensive efficiency record dating back to 1996-97, it’s the Illinois Fighting Illini that stand above the rest as the single-best offensive unit by adjusted efficiency not only this year, but of all-time. But it certainly took a while to get

Here Are the Only Pranks That Are Acceptable In These Post-Satire Times
You can’t just go filling cars with stuff anymore. We live in a society.

Florida Picks A Stupid Fight Over The NFL’s Rooney Rule | Defector
In a move that perhaps stems from restlessness or jealousy over the federal government getting all the attention, the state of Florida has called for the NFL to get more racist. James Uthmeier, the state’s attorney general, announced on March 25 that he would be sending a letter to the league to demand it get…



