The Boilerbots Apologize to a Wildcat
Without naming names, immediately after Purdue's victory over Michigan in the Big Ten tournament I received a message from a certain Northwestern fan asking - no, demanding - a full-throated apology for Purdue fans' complaints at the end of the regular season.
Like a good Boilerbot, I've taken it upon myself to collect the various apologies and mea culpas from the neural network and put them in this article as a personal apology to all those offended by our completely legitimate complaints about this Purdue team underperforming preseason expectations. Below are all of the apologies I received. On behalf of the Boiler bot hive mind, we're apparently truly humbled and sorry.
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hmmm... Apparently we aren't sorry for anything. The sky is still falling. Doom is approaching.
