Saturday Morning, 3:00 AM Open Thread
It’s an odd opening slate.
#4 Oregon Ducks at Northwestern Wildcats Temporary Stadium on the Lake aka the Bunny Hutch
12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. ORE -27.5, O/U 48.5
This is probably going to be akin to a snuff film. I hope NW isn't completely hamblasted for the sake of our Wildcat friends, but good lord.
“We can be heroes, just for one day”
— CousinOzzie (@cousinozzie.bsky.social) 2025-09-11T01:39:27.419Z
Wisconsin Badgers at #19 Alabama Crimsonrolltide
12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. ALA -20.5, O/U 44.5.
42-10 last year, but both teams might be worse this time around? While I have nothing but hate in my heart for Badgerdom, (but I do love you, Wisconsin) I would be delighted for another unranked team to take down DeBoer's squad. The used car dealers in Montgomery would lose their minds and or wallets.
#23 Michigan Wolverines v Central Michigan Connor Stalions in Disguise
12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. MICH -27.5, O/U 43.5.
The Directional Michigans aren't very good this year. I suspect that this one isn't even as close as the spread, but the memes alone are very fun.
Nebraska Cornhuskers v Houston Christian Is This a High School?
12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. Nebby -42, O/U 54.5.
Is Houston Christian an accredited college? Are you sure? How would we know?
Maryland Terps v Towson Fightin' Mike Locksleys
12:00 PM ET, 11:00 AM GTZ. Maryland -29, O/U 50.5.
The man loves his alma mater and dammit, I respect that. But this shouldn’t be a real game. If Malik Washington is still playing in Q4, things have gone horribly wrong.
