I Don't Care If I Never Get Back: NCAA Softball Regionals, Day 1
For the love of god, please take me out to the ballgame on a work day
Oh damn, you all have to work today? You poor rubes. That's a bummer for you. OhioOtter and I are going to be sleeping in and then eating breakfast tacos at a place down the street.
(Yeah, I'm back to work tomorrow too. Dammit.)
This Newsletter Is About Tater Tot Hotdish
Mandy and I are going to Chicago later this week. Given that there are approximately 100,000 restaurants we’d like to go to there, we’re holding off on anniversary and Mother’s Day dinners until then. Still, we gotta eat for nutrients and stuff. Physicians recommend this. “If you wanted to
Steve “Stu” Neuman
How Sports Graphic Designers Are Grappling With the Rise of AI Art
Artists are confident their abilities won’t be replaced by AI, but they worry that teams and administrations may not feel the same way.
Yanyan Li
I Have Nothing to Tell You About the Future
And thus I would make a great graduation speaker. PLUS: food, drink, books, music, pets and more! It’s Friday at the ACBN.
Scott Hines
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It
DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly […]
The Onion Staff
