Smoke detectors (yes, plural) started chirping at 11:00. In the process of fussing with them and turning off their respective fuse box, I seem to have (maybe?) fried my WiFi router. It’s 1:30. I have not fixed it. Verizon support is apparently not 24/7. I’ve yelled at an unhelpful phone bot twice now. YES IVE TRIED UNPLUGGING IT AND PLUGGING IT BACK IN.
Sigh. Happy Monday, all.