World Cup Recaps and Previews, Saturday July 11: Last Call Before the Semis
ROW v Hairy Cane, Chimichurri v Fondue
May you be in heaven a full half-hour before the devil knows you're dead
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DefectorLauren Theisen
McSweeney's Internet TendencyKate Tyndall
The Historian's HolonetChris Kempshall
The Sickos SentinelSickos Committee
By Jesse DoughertyJesse Dougherty
And if you'll allow me a self-indulgent moment: happy 7th birthday to my dear, semi-feral raccoon of a cat, Barley. You are the Moriarty to my Sherlock. You're a dead ringer to University of Cincinnati's throwback logo. Your favorite hobby is tax fraud, you look like a lounging mob boss at all times, and dammit, I love you. Even when you poop on the floor just to spite me.


ROW v Hairy Cane, Chimichurri v Fondue
Spain should show Belgium a bit more toughness than the USA did on Monday
8-5 yet again? Yeah, probably.
Luke's last stand?