It's a Pretty Weird Sport: F-35s, Legal Documents, and Mayo on Your Head

For real, what the fuck is this list of sponsors?

AlmaOtter

02 Jan 2026 — 2 min read

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Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Rice (5-7) v Texas State (6-6)

1:00 ET, 12:00 GTZ. ESPN. TXST -16.5, O/U 55.5.

Autozone Liberty Bowl
Navy (10-2) v Cincinnati (7-5)

4:30 ET, 3:30 GTZ. ESPN. Navy -7, O/U 54.5.

Trust and Will Holiday Bowl
#17 Arizona (9-3) v SMU (8-4)

8:00 ET, 7:00 GTZ. FOX. SMU -1.5, O/U 51.5

Duke's Mayo Bowl
Wake Forest (8-4) v Mississippi State (5-7)

8:00 ET, 7:00 GTZ. ESPN. MSST -3, O/U 53.5.

Sherman Grants Update Time!

I know, I know. But we're so close to clearing last year's total of $4,601.35! And it's a wonderful cause!

And now we can properly mock (some of) the newbies. Only USC/UCLA/Maryland/Rutgers are sitting at the $0.00 spot! Come on, new folks! Can we get to 16/18 fanbases before the season ends? That would be cool as hell. You don't want to be the last team donating! No one wants to be USC!