Michigan State Spartans 2026 Predictions: Guess Who's Back, Back Again?
Fat Pitzgerald's back. Tell a friend.
Smaller morning crowd today, I imagine. For those of you that have the day off, enjoy the break and the celebration! For those of us that don't (and/or work for non-American corporations like your editor-otter), we'll hold down the fort until the other folks stumble in to watch the World Cup matches later today.
Until then, here's a few links to tide us over.
Today’s Tidbit... The Flipping Coin Toss
Football’s coin-flipping process has changed over time in terms of who does the flipping and when it occurs.
Football Archaeology
Here Are Some Good Names for Fireworks, In My Opinion
Friday’s coming early this week! I’ve got pasta salad, a heretically-delicious summer drink, music, books, pets and more!
Scott Hines
The absurd financial disparities between P4 and G6 schools
A breakdown of monthly budgets.
David Covucci
Which Founding Father Are You?
Are you George, Alexander, Thomas, or Ben?
Amanda Goble and Mary Heitkamp and Delaney Gibbons
Trump Covers Up Low State Fair Attendance By Calling In Bomb Threat
WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat. “There’s a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, […]
The Onion Staff
