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Today in Sports! Nobody wants this
NCAA Tournament expansion stinks, but at least a small handful of people will see a marginal profit boost. PLUS, why does the Blazers’ new billionaire owner keep acting like he’s broke? A BIG weekend slate of sports. And more!
Rodger Sherman
How hard can you squeeze these big donors?
The Sleuthin’ Seals need a new quarterback.
David Covucci
How Indivisible Is Organizing Rural America
For the past decade, Indivisible has built one of the most effective grassroots mass movements using strategies adapted from the Tea Party.
Cara Letofsky
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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The Onion Staff
