FRIDAYYYY April 3 Links and Banter
Coming to you live from God's Timezone!
Travel is a bitch. But I'm writing this in the basement of my sister's mansion in Wiscansin (shout out to T-Pain) with a New Glarus Moon Man beer. I get to celebrate my eldest nephew's third birthday with a dinosaur-themed party and I get to make silly faces at my soon-to-be one year old nephew. Plus the standard Milwaukee cheese and beer and all that. It's good stuff.
Oh, and I get to watch the Illini in the Final Four on my brother-in-law's Big Fucking TV. As always, don't ever buy a boat. Befriend someone with a boat.
Happy Friday, all.
Useful
The conservative media machine doesn’t want Jaden Ivey to get help. It wants him to keep talking.
Parker Molloy
Listen to Lane Kiffin’s workout playlists
He’s (probably) on SoundCloud and Spotify.
David Covucci
Who Wins the 2026 NCAA Tournament? Ask the Zodiac GM.
Look all around you this week and you’ll find all sorts of ways to determine this year’s national champion. This exists all year long, and I’ve written more than enough about how much I dislike those who twist KenPom to their liking to ‘explain’ the future champion, but something about
Will Warren
You Are Valuable Because You Exist. The Machine Is Not.
Distinguishing between humans and machines might be the first step in freeing ourselves from the machines.
Denny Carter
The Lager Beer Riot of 1855
One hundred seventy years ago, an uprising over beer changed policing as we know it in Chicago.
Shawn Mulcahy
