FRIDAYYY May 29 Links and Banter
The horrors, they persist. But goddammit, so do we.
We're all trying to find the guy who did this!
On January 3rd, there was hope. The Nits were 12-2 and sported wins over Northwestern and Purdue in conference. Then the wheels on the Mike Rhoades Express fell all the way off, and Penn State would grab just four more wins the rest of the season to finish next to last in the conference. They didn't even make the Big Ten Tourney.
The rougher part is here, as the Nits had a pretty talented and experienced team. The list of people leaving is long.

Man, I dunno. A year after playing middling ball with a bunch of seniors and a first round draft pick, Mike Rhoades zigs towards a herd of freshmen and a bunch of Euroball. Torvik projects them to be last in the league, and it's tough to find any reason to disagree.
My main takeaway is that Mike Rhoades is becoming indistinguishable from Tim Robinson, and from here on out I will be posting pictures of Robinson in place of Rhoades. So if we are midseason and Penn State is kind of good and people are wondering why there are all these photos from I Think You Should Leave, you dedicated readers can let them in on the joke. Seriously, just look.

Parenthood, Pet Therapy, and Fireworks
We're kind of phoning it in right now, if we're being honest.